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1. A Teacher
lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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2. Sardar-why r all
these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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3. Teacher: "I
killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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4. Sardarji was
filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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5. Sardar told his
servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it?s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
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6. Sardar wins 20 cr
from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs back.
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7.Postman:- I Have
To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
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8. Sardar's wish
:when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
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9. Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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10. Sardar was
writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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