| Punjab Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam Time Limit: 3 Weeks 1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu ? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check only one) 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in India's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners 9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton 10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar , the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of India produces the most oranges? (a) Gujarat (b) Russia (c) Canada (d) Pakistan 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have? 19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for? 20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? (a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting *You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify* |
Punjab Police:
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward .
The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission .
He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest
time will be adjudged the best .
First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half
an hour with a Lion all tied up .
He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest
time will be adjudged the best .
First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half
an hour with a Lion all tied up .
Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up
lion . Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one
hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide
to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching ,
they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis
have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu
sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@!
You are a lion
