Its Balle Balle time again!!!

Its Balle Balle time again!

Sardarji one Manager asked sardar at an interview. -Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X. Sardarji two After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?” Sardarji three One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! Sardarji four Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti. Sardarji five Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape? Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination! Sardarji six Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status. Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardarji seven Sardar: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new. Sardarji eight Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife. Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer! Sardarji nine Sardar attending an interview. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir. Sardarji ten Sardar in airplane going to Bombay. While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay Airhostess: Be silent. Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!